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''Not to be confused with the artistic alter ego of Gordon Bennett or the [[Newgrounds]] Flash game, both of the same name.''
[[File:Identification card for John Citizen.jpg|thumb|John Citizen's passport]]
'''John Mitchell-Earl Citizen''' is an [[Australia|Australian]] fictional character and alter ego of [[spmtn1]] in [[Okayxairen]]'s DarkRP series. His nickname is actively changing throughout the series. Currently, his nickname is John Gangster. His deadnames are John Medic and John Citizen.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|+John Citizen's many nicknames
|John Citizen (Day 1)
|-
|John Medic (Day 1)
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|John Gangster (Day 1, current)
|}

== Childhood ==

=== Birth ===
On June 12, 1979, John was born into the world at [[Melbourne Medical Place I Guess]]. He was conceived at a bathroom in a smoke shop.

=== Schooling ===
John went to [[Vape Nation Preschool]], [[Mel Is Bourne Elementary School]], and [[Lois and Hal Middle and High School]]. To improve his studies, he went to [[We Welcome Idiots College]] for less than a year and is hoping to go to grad school.

== Adulthood ==
At 24 years old, he got immensely drunk off of stolen alcohol one night and went to [[Amsterdam]], saying, "the beer's better in the amster dams" repeatedly during the flight there.

After spending 1 month in Amsterdam, he already killed 4 people, witnessed both [[Gexter Gorgan]] and Dokes in a knife fight, and drank so much "age-appropriate" Jack Daniels his voice turned into a mix of a Midwestern accent and helium air.

At 35 years of age, he lived in Miami, [[Florida]]. He got a job at a [[Little Caesar's]] and made sure they didn't drug test him after his catastrophic and dangerous amount of [[weed]] in his life.

John is 46 years old now and has moved to Southside, Texas recently, where he's embraced his style of alcohol, drugs and weed.

== Conclusion ==
John's awesome.