View source for Timeline of recorded history

This page serves as a timeline of all known events in history.

== 1800s BC ==

=== 1800 BC ===

* [[Either Starmer]] assumes office as Pringles Minister of the [[United Kingdom]].

== 1780s ==

=== 1780 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue II]] is born.

== 1790s ==

=== 1797 ===

* [[James Edward Tesco Jr.]] accidentally invents the [[hot dog]].

=== 1799 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue I|Edward Skissue]] is born.

== 1820s ==

=== 1824 ===
<small>See also: [[1824 in video games]]</small>

* [[Toby Fox]] time travels back to release [["UNDERTALE"]].
* An unknown French soldier mysteriously gains immortality.<ref>[[Creature Compendium (stream series)]] - 'An immortal soldier that originates from France said "Napoleon was impressive but in the time it took him to win one battle Wee could have overtaken half the earth."'</ref>
* 25 August: The [[Skissue Foundation]] is formed after the first known reports of [[Skissue|Skissues]] begin to spread.
* 26 August: [[Professor Edward Skissue I|Edward Skissue]] is struck by lightning shortly after becoming the first [[Professor Skissue]].
* 26 August: The first recorded [[Skissue]], a typographical mistake in the formation documents of the [[Skissue Foundation]] causing all bearers of the [[Professor Skissue]] title to be required to change their legal name to Edward Skissue, is discovered.
* 26 August: [[Professor Edward Skissue II]] becomes the new [[Professor Skissue]].

== 1830s ==

=== 1832 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue III]] is born.

== 1850s ==

=== 1855 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue II]] experiences a [[heart attack]] upon miscounting the number of stairs in his home while walking down them, causing his death. [[Professor Edward Skissue III]] becomes the new [[Professor Skissue]].

== 1870s ==

=== 1879 ===

* 14 March: [[Epstein|Albert Einstein]] is born.

== 1890s ==

=== 1899 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue III]] drowns after losing control of his new car and driving into a river. Professor Edward Skissue IV becomes the new [[Professor Skissue]].

== 1920s ==

=== 1921 ===

* [[Epstein|Albert Einstein]] receives the Nobel Peace Prize in Physics.

=== 1925 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue V]] is born.

== 1930s ==

=== 1937 ===

* 31 May: A trial run of [[Dr. Quiz]] occurs to test its viability.

=== 1938 ===

* 15 March: [[Dr. Quiz]] is first broadcast on radio.

== 1940s ==

=== 1942 ===

* 21 May: [[Sniper TF2]] is born in New Zealand.

=== 1945 ===

* 29 January: The final radio instalment of [[Dr. Quiz]] is broadcast.

=== 1946 ===

* Professor Edward Skissue IV is believed to have died in this year, as it is when [[Professor Edward Skissue V]] becomes the new [[Professor Skissue]].
* 4 November: The first [[Tenna|television]] episode of [[Dr. Quiz]] is broadcast.

=== 1949 ===

* 11 March: [[John M. Waves]] is born.

== 1950s ==

=== 1950 ===

* 15 October: An American pilot of [[Dr. Quiz]] is filmed.

=== 1955 ===

* 18 April: [[Epstein|Albert Einstein]] dies.

=== 1956 ===

* [[Pruple Simpons]] is broadcast.

=== 1959 ===

* March: Studio E at [[British Broadcasting House]], the filming location for [[Dr. Quiz]], burns down. Six months' worth of episodes filmed in advance were still in storage, so the show could continue broadcasting.
* 23 September: The final episode of [[Dr. Quiz]] is broadcast.

== 1960s ==

=== 1961 ===

* [[Professor Edward Skissue VI]] is born to [[Professor Skissue V]].

=== 1966 ===

* 9 September: [[Adam Sandler]] is born.

=== 1967 ===

* [[Alexei Fromsovietunion]] invents [[6x Multiprocessing]], however it is not yet widely used as the microprocessor has yet to be invented, let alone the 6-core microprocessor.
* [[Shroom Energy]] is founded.

== 1970s ==

=== 1970 ===

* June: [[Gay Inc.]] is established and begins providing the [[Homosexual+]] subscription service.

=== 1972 ===

* [[Barp Simpton]] invents the [[ThinkPad]] to develop and play [[Bart Bash]] on.
* 21 June: [[Bart Bash]], the first video game, starring [[Barp Simpton]], is released, selling 192 trillion copies within half a minute. It is also released alongside a curse preventing any other video game from being developed. This curse will not be broken for another 33 years.
* [[John M. Waves]] invents the [[scam]] known as the [[microwave]].

=== 1975 ===

* [[Microwave|Microwaves]] start being fitted with mind-altering rays to make their users believe their food is actually hot.

=== 1976 ===

* December: [[Jean-Michel Jarre]] releases the [[Oxygène]] album. It has an awesome fucking skull on the front.

=== 1979 ===

* 12 June: [[John Citizen]] is born at [[Melbourne Medical Place I Guess]].

== 1980s ==

=== 1980 ===

* [[Ronald Reagan]] accidentally creates [[Texas]] while trying to make [[taxes]].
* [[Ronald Reagan]] invents [[capitalism]] and [[taxes]].
* The first episode of [[Mr. Ant Tenna's TV Time]] is broadcast on [[Tenna|TV]].

=== 1981 ===

* 9 January: [[Phil Collins]] throws a set of drums down the stairs.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYzO6bZMTs&t=221s</ref>

=== 1982 ===

* 29 November: [[Michael Jackson]] receives a copy of the album [[-thriller]] from 2891 due to an unknown incident involving [[time travel]]. This leads him to make a copy with regular [[music]] known as [[Thriller]], which goes on to sell more than 5 copies globally.
* [[Wolf Haley]] stabs [[Alexei Fromsovietunion]] to death on a tram.

=== 1983 ===

* 13 June: [[Gommy Box]] is unforunately born.

=== 1984 ===

* [[Ghostbusters]], a film about [[Jorking|busting]] [[Ghost|ghosts]], is released. It is best known for not starring [[Phil Collins]].

=== 1985 ===

* The [[Lamborghini Countach LP 5000 QV]] is released.

=== 1987 ===

* 9 January: [[Blood]] is first broadcast on [[Tenna|TV]].
* 12 August: [[Jimmy Jonathan Smith]] is born in Manchester, New Hampshire.

=== 1988 ===

* [[Asgore Dreemur]] mistakenly sneaks into a screening of the [[Phil Collins]] film [[Buster]], believing it to be the film [[Ghostbusters]]. Fucking bitch boy.

== 1990s ==

=== 1990 ===

* Production of the [[Lamborghini Countach LP 5000 QV]] ends.

=== 1992 ===

* [[Yamaha]] releases the glorious [[Yamaha PSS-31|PSS-31]], giving [[Tenna]] his musical powers.

=== 1996 ===

* 21 July: [[Peter Knetter]] occurs.

=== 1997 ===

* The [[Honda Civic EK9 Type R]] is released.

=== 1998 ===

* [[Asgore Dreemur]] is born. Fucking bitch boy.
* [[Blue Starmer]] becomes a member of [[Eiffel 65]].
* The [[Honda Civic EK9 Type R]] stops being made, with a total of around 16,000 manufactured.
* [[Tenna]] kidnaps 12 people from a remote village, forcing them to watch [[Teletubbies]] for 18 hours without breaks, breaking several of the [[Geneva Checklist|Geneva Conventions]].
* 28 May: [[Saltydkdan]] dies.

=== 1999 ===

* 29 December: [[Professor Edward Skissue VI]] is intended to become the new [[Professor Skissue]] before the death of [[Professor Edward Skissue V|his father]], but does not receive the letter until a day later.
* 29 December: [[Professor Edward Skissue V]] is sucked into a [[well]] and breaks his neck at the bottom, dying instantly. [[Professor Edward Skissue VI]] becomes the new [[Professor Skissue]].

== 2000s ==

=== 2000 ===

* The first [[Turbo Roundabout]] is built in the [[Nether|Netherlands]], engineered by [[Professor Edward Skissue V]] during the 1990s.

=== 2001 ===

* [[Ebaumsworld]] is created.
* 11 September: <small>See also: [[9/11]].</small> Due to a lapse in concentration by [[Professor Edward Skissue VI]] while buying a second-hand pink [[Volvo 240]] estate vehicle, [[Thomas the Tank Engine]] is flown directly into the Twin Towers by [[Morgana]]. [[Either Starmer]] is unaware of this event.<ref>[[Either Starmer#Association with the 9/11 attacks]] - When asked in a later interview, he said "What in the HELL is a [[9/11]]?????"</ref>

=== 2002 ===

* [[Adam Sandler#Orange Sandler|Orange Sandler]] invents [[orange milk]] by accident.

=== 2003 ===

* [[Gommy Box]] attempts and fails to release his first game.<ref>[[Gommy Box#First game attempt]] - In 2003, he attempted to produce a video game about an underground society of monsters with an overarching theme of pacifism and making friends</ref>
* 1 October: [[Martin Mystery]] is first aired on [[Tenna|TV]] in [[Canada]].

=== 2005 ===
<small>See also: [[2005]]</small>

* 12 May: [[Chuzzle Deluxe]] is released by [[PopCap Games]], being the first video game to break the curse of [[Bart Bash]] with its awesomeness. Thousands are seen [[Chuzzling it]] in the streets in celebration.
* 28 December: [[REAL NEW MARIO SUPER SWORD U ACTION]] releases on the NINTENDO CONSOLES [[Wii U]].<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=super-mario-new-games-coming-soon-to-nintendo-consoles-in-upcoming-years '''SUPER MARIO NEW GAMES COMING SOON TO NINTENDO CONSOLES IN UPCOMING YEARS - Neowos (28 December 2005)''']</ref>

=== 2008 ===

* 15 September: [[Gommy Box]] releases [["UNRELATED"]], which is such a bad video game that it is widely blamed for the [[2008 financial crisis]].

=== 2009 ===

* [[Frogger returns|Frogger Returns]] is released by [[Konami]] for [[PlayStation 3]] and [[Nintendo Wii]].

== 2010s ==

=== 2010 ===

* [[Death Grips]] are created in [[Sacramento]], California.
* March: The [[Nintendo 3ds|Nintendo 3DS]] is announced.
* 18 May: [[Frogger returns|Frogger Returns]] is released by [[Konami]] for the [[Nintendo DSi]].
* 19 May: [[PeanutButterGamer]] dies.
* 28 July: [[Asgore Dreemur]] votes against making food and water a human right. Fucking bitch boy.

=== 2011 ===

* The [[Frogger incident of 2011]] occurs.
* 26 February: The [[Nintendo 3ds|Nintendo 3DS]] is released.
* 25 April: The [[Exmilitary|best piece of media of all time]] is released.

=== 2012 ===

* 24 July: [[Pizza 9/11]] occurs when a [[helicopter]] is flown into a [[Pizza Tent]] in [[Florida]].
* 25 October: [[Gommy Box]] is reported missing by his landlord, and nobody particularly cares.
* November: [[JimReach]] is founded by [[Jimmy Jonathan Smith]].
* December: [[Music]] is invented by [[Toby Fox]] while developing [["UNDERTALE"]].

=== 2013 ===

* Amazon Web Services does [[Cross-Continental AWS incident of 2013|an oopsie]].

=== 2014 ===

* 15 December: The remains of Gommy Box are discovered in various small boxes scattered throughout [[New York City, NB|New York City]].

=== 2015 ===

* The [[Xairen (Album)|Xairen]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 24 December: [[Ronald Reagan]] is resurrected.
* 25 December: PONOS, the company behind [[Battle Cats: Wonderful World]], declares bankruptcy and shuts down due to the resurrection of [[Ronald Reagan]].

=== 2016 ===

* Due to the [[Cross-Continental AWS incident of 2013|Cross-Continental AWS incident]] which occurred three years ago, [[Lesbian|sapphic]] cats take over [[Twitch (service)|Twitch.tv]]'s servers.

=== 2017 ===

* [[Ethr Statrmer]] gains sentience
* The [[Evil ad company]] replaces [[JimReach]] after causing the latter to become bankrupt.
* [[Toni Fonts]] designs and releases [["UNDINGTALES"]], a copyright-infringing font.
* 16 February: The [[OkayXairen (Album)|OkayXairen]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].

=== 2018 ===

* [["deltarune"]], the sequel to [["UNDERTALE"]], is released.
* 25 March: [[Ethr Statrmer]] escapes jail and creates the new land mass and country of [[Unetid Kwingdem]].
* 22 April: The [[Mnkey Paw (Album)|mnkey Paw]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 12 August: [[Toby Fox]] becomes aware of [[Toni Fonts]]'s [["UNDINGTALES"]] font, suing them for around three times the GDP of [[Bulgaria]].
* 15 August: [[Toni Fonts]] is reported missing.
* [[Asgore Dreemur]] is [[Assassin|assassinated]] by the [[CIA]]. Fucking bitch boy.

=== 2019 ===

* 1 January: [[Okayxairen]] announces her next album, [[The Big Kahuna (album)|The Big Kahuna]].
* 13 April: The album [[The Big Kahuna (album)|The Big Kahuna]] is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 14 December: The final broadcast of [[Blood]] airs.

== 2020s ==

=== 2020 ===

* The [[Nintendo 3ds|Nintendo 3DS]] is discontinued.
* 16 June: The [[SQUASH U LIKE A BUG (album)|SQUASH U LIKE A BUG]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 18 November: The [[RETURN (album)|RETURN]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].

=== 2021 ===

* [[Chuzzling it]] is declared to be a [[war crime]].<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2457301224</ref>
* 26 March: [[Nobody]] is released.
* 13 April: The [[DEATH OF THE BIG KAHUNA (album)|DEATH OF THE BIG KAHUNA]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 19 April: [[Peter Knetter]]'s dog, Ray, sadly passes away.
* October: The source code for [[Twitch (service)|Twitch.tv]] is leaked.
* 18 November: [[Okayxairen]]'s [[YouTube]] channel is created.

=== 2022 ===

* 8 December: The [[Phoenix (album)|Phoenix]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 16 April: [[Tiger Leal]] dies of [[Natural causes]] and his position in [[government]] is taken over by his [[nephew]], [[Dennis|Dennis Mason.]]

=== 2023 ===

* The pilot episode of [[The Gaysons]], featuring [[Homer Gayson]], is broadcast.
* 23 March: The [[I Wanna Eat a Lockheed Martin (album)|I Wanna Eat a Lockheed Martin]] album is released by [[Okayxairen]].
* 1 April: [[Toby Fox]] embraces the power of the [[Foam]] for the first time.
* May: [[Natalie Deerman]] transitions.
* 17 August: [[Okayxairen]] releases the ".com" [[YouTube]] video, which becomes the most popular video on her channel at the time.

=== 2024 ===

* [[Comrade Eduardo D.S.T. Intercom]] rediscovers [[6x Multiprocessing]] and uses it to create [[TurboHD™ Video Toolkit™ for Windows™]].
* [[spmtn1]] starts supporting [[Okayxairen]] on her Patreon.
* June: [[Okayxairen]] announces the [[First Class Techno (album)|First Class Techno]] album, planned to be released in [[2025]].
* 21 June: The first of three instalments of [[Creature Compendium (stream series)|Creature Compendium]] airs.
* August: [[Peter Knetter]] gets married.

=== 2025 ===
<small>See also: [[2025]]</small>

* [[The Great IP Leak]] occurs.
* 18 January: See [[18 January 2025]].
* 15 March: [[The Simpsons]] go purple.<ref>[[Pruple Simpons]]</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sFbAt0paec - the simpons... go pruple?!??!! the simpsons purple curse!!!!</ref>
* 18 July: [[Goral]] is born.
* 20 July: [[Goral]] makes her first official appearance.
* 20 July: The [[The Red Plague|Red Plague]] occurs.
* 22 July: [[Ozzy Ozbourne]] dies.
* 23 July: [[BoyKisser]] is found to have stolen and eaten all the food in the [[communal fridge]], and was murdered using a shotgun.
* 24 July: [[R Rogelio]] begins military actions against [[User:AshleyGaye|Ashley Gaye]], singlehandedly destroying all of her buildings in [[Monopoly GO]].
* 24 July: [[Goral]] dies, then stops being dead [[3]] minutes later.
* 24 July: The [[OkayXairen minecraft server]] is created.
* 25 July: A decade after his resurrection, [[Ronald Reagan]] invades the [[OkayXairen Wiki]].<ref>[[Okayxairen#The Reaganing]]</ref>
* 26 July: [[R Rogelio]] is defeated by [[User:AshleyGaye|Ashley Gaye]] after she steals $228m from him.
* 27 July: The [[OkayXairen minecraft server#The Great Sheep Massacre|Great Sheep Massacre]] occurs, resulting in the deaths of over 600 sheep.
* 27 July: [[Okayxairen]] is mistaken for a [[sheep]] during this event and is mistakenly [[Assassin|killed]]. She was revived by the [[Ghostbusters]] (who are unaffiliated with [[Phil Collins]]) shortly after the mistake was realised.
* 29 July: [[Mouldy Starmer]] expires. This causes the [[OkayXairen minecraft server]] to not be able to be started for a period of time.<ref>[[OkayXairen minecraft server#Server Eepying of 2025]]</ref>
* 1 August: [[Either Starmer]] falls asleep at his [[computer]], accidentally ordering 3,419,123,905,238 barbeque sauce dips from [[Pizza Hut]] and causing the [[Pizza Hut national debt incident of 2025]].
* 1 August: [[Okayxairen]] produces a stream focused on the [[OkayXairen Wiki]] for the first time.<ref>[[REACTING TO THE YOUR OKAYXAIREN WIKI EDITS (God help us all..)]]</ref>
* 1 August: [[Okayxairen]] accidentally closes the [[OkayXairen Wiki]] tab.<ref>[[Tab Incident]]</ref>
* 3 August: [[OkayXairen Wiki User]] is born.
* 6 August: [[Okayxairen]] becomes [[CRAZYxairen!!!!]]
* 19 August: [[Okayxairen]] confirms that [[Goral]] can be kissed.
* 19 August: The [[Miyamoto Jumpscare Incident]] occurs.
* 24 August: [[John M. Waves]] dies of [[Assassin|natural causes]] in his home.
* 10 September: [[Charlie Kirk|His]] neck just [[Assassin|did that]].
* November: [[Natalie Deerman]] subscribes to [[Homosexual+]].
* 4 November: [[REACTING TO THE YOUR OKAYXAIREN WIKI EDITS (God help us all..)|The OkayXairen wiki stream]] is edited into a [[YouTube]] video.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVFfVs_AGYw</ref>
* 26 November: [[Main Page/The Great PS3 Game Dump|The Great PS3 Game Dump]] occurs.
* 30 November: [[User:Bugeyes420|Bugeyes420]] is brutally murdered.
* December: [[BoyKisser]] is found to have travelled to [[Epstein Island]] at least four separate times.
* 5 December: [[Peter Knetter]] is turned into [[chocolate]], dying as a result.

=== 2026 ===

* 7 January: [[Boral]] and [[Splash Woman]] are seen for the first time.
* 8 January: [[Splash Woman]] is found selling illegal substances in Mexico.
* 9 January: [[The Scary Plague]] occurs.
* 10 January: [[Okayxairen|Okay "Jorking" Xairen]] dies.
* 10 January: [[CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! syndrome]] begins to spread like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 11 January: [[OkayXairen Wiki User]] is executed.
* 8 February: [[Okayxairen]] eats some [[10]].
* 8 March: [[spmtn1]] reaches the 100 edit milestone.



== 2030s ==

=== 2030 ===

* 20 June: [[Adam Sandler]] dies of [[cornflakes]].<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=adam-sandler-dead Adam Sandler dead - Neowos]</ref>

=== 2031 ===

* 7 November: [[Spamton NEO]] emerges from a basement.<ref name=":0">[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=spamton-neo-emerges-as-significant-global-threat-adam-sandler-revives-to-face-him Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos]</ref>
* 7 November: [[Adam Sandler]] comes back from the dead to fight [[Spamton NEO]].<ref name=":0" />

== 2070s ==

=== 2077 ===

* [[Metal Gear Solid 6 Goral Eater]] is released by [[Meowl Games]] for the [[Nintendo DSi]], [[PlayStation 2|Sony PlayStation 2]], and [[Sega Pico]].

== 2890s ==

=== 2891 ===

* [[Negative Michael Jackson]] releases the album [[-thriller]], the first [[negative music]] album to ever be released. It instantly becomes a global hit, as every human on the planet now has its contents inside their memories.

== 3480s ==

=== 3480 ===

* Mike, of [[Mike's Birthday Bash]] fame, becomes president of the [[United State of America]].<ref>[[TheBigJuice]] - "[[Mike's Birthday Bash]] (after he becomes president in the 3480 election)"</ref>

== 5100s ==

=== 5102 ===
<small>See also: [[5102 inverse-game collision incident]]</small>

* [[Tony Fox]] releases [[Evil Undertale]] to the public at the exact same time as [[Anti Tony Fox]] releases [[elatrednU livE]], the same game in reverse. This causes both games to be wiped from the timeline and become [[Lost media]]. It is currently theorised that this event caused the [[Big Bang]].

== References ==