Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is the son of Marge Simpson. He died in 2030 of cornflakes but came back to life to fight Spamton NEO. He reportedly once ate a Tic Tac.

Orange Sandler

Orange Sandler is best friends with Barack Obama, and is the inventor of orange milk.

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