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Two lop eared rabbits, otherwise known as two dumbass floppers (affectionate).

A Bunny, also known as Bnuuy, Bnuy, Rabbit, or Lil' Hopper is a type of dubious little creature known primarily for it's giant ass ears that may or may not be in the caption.

Bunnies are famous in film and media for a number of reasons, but may also be owned as pets if provided proper care.

Origins

The bunny evolved sometime in the early cambrian explosion, after a space dust tried to jump. They are credited with a number of wonderful inventions, such as the okayxairen wiki, the firearm, the concept of being silly, and Professor Skissue.

Bunnies lost credit for these inventions after capitalism was invented by John Capitalism, after he tried to exploit minorities twice at once. Bunnies are forgiving creatures, but would appreciate if you thanked them for their wonderful contributions to modern science. Preferably by blood sacrifice.

Bunny Powers

Bnuys are very good at hearing. They can hear you Jorking it.

Bunnies have a large number of powers and abilities. These include (but aren't limited to):

Incredible jumping
Extreme Softness
Superb Hearing
Amazing Speed
The Kamehameha
fluffy tail

These powers give them incredible advantages over regular humans and furries, however they were sworn by their Master to only use these powers for good.

Bunny Diet

Bunnies have a diet including cheesed burge and mozarelllel stick and died sode, but NOT CARROTS.

I repeat NOT CARROTS. Bunnies do not eat carrots, that was made up for the character of Bugs Bunny, who is a genetic anomaly. Carrots are extremely unhealthy for bunnies!!!

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 [[File:Bnuuyyyy.png|thumb|Two lop eared rabbits, otherwise known as two dumbass floppers (affectionate).]]
-A '''Bunny''', also known as Bnuuy, Bnuy, Rabbit, or Lil' Hopper is a type of [[Chlome|dubious little creature]] known primarily for it's giant ass ears that may or may not be in the caption.
+A '''Bunny''', also known as Bnuuy, Bnuy, Rabbit, or Lil' Hopper is a type of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJBshvLJe4 dubious little creature] known primarily for it's giant ass ears that may or may not be in the caption.
 Bunnies are famous in film and media for a number of reasons, but may also be owned as [[Okayxairen|pets]] if provided proper care.
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 The bunny evolved sometime in the early cambrian explosion, after a space dust tried to jump. They are credited with a number of wonderful inventions, such as the [https://okayxairen.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page okayxairen wiki], the firearm, the concept of being [[silly]], and [[Professor Skissue]].
-Bunnies lost credit for these inventions after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbery capitalism] was invented by John Capitalism, after he tried to exploit minorities twice at once. Bunnies are forgiving creatures, but would appreciate if you thanked them for their wonderful contributions to modern science. Preferably by blood sacrifice.
+Bunnies lost credit for these inventions after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbery capitalism] was invented by [[Ronald Reagan|John Capitalism]], after he tried to exploit minorities twice at once. Bunnies are forgiving creatures, but would appreciate if you thanked them for their wonderful contributions to modern science. Preferably by blood sacrifice.
 == Bunny Powers ==
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 === I repeat NOT CARROTS. Bunnies do not eat carrots, that was made up for the character of Bugs Bunny, who is a genetic anomaly. Carrots are extremely unhealthy for bunnies!!! ===
+== I love Video Games! ==