Ethr Statrmer

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Ethr Statrmer is a misspelled version of Either Starmer, Pringles Minister of the United Kingdom, which gained sentience in 2017 after a mishap with a toothpick, 3 washers, and a misprinted pound note, an incident which so far has not been named. Either Starmer denies the existence of this misspelled version of himself, and when asked to comment he replied, "Can't you see I'm eating with my family right now," before asking a strange man in an apron to get us away from him. We also asked Dennis, the press secretary of the UK government, for further comment; to which he replied, "Meow," before tripping one of our reporters down a set of stairs.

Throughout the existence of Ethr Statrmer he has attempted to make himself 'Prongles mimistair uv tha Unetid Kwingdem' but initial attempts to do so failed when the solders that Statrmer hired to over through Starmer were unable to understand his broken english in battle. Ultimately leading to Statrmers loss and following Capture by Starmer and the rest of the UK government.

However, Statrmer wasn't done yet. So on 25 March 2018, Using his immense butchering of the English language, he was able to incapacitate the solders guarding him, escape from jail and create the Unetid Kwingdem in a similar way to how Texas was created by Ronald Reagan. By misspelling United Kingdom on an official looking piece of paper the Unetid Kwingdem was born. The United Kingdom and Unetid Kwingdem have been fighting each other ever sense.