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Latest revision as of 22:45, 9 February 2026
Either Starmer is the Pringles Minister of the UK. He is of either. Starmer. This bitchass assumed office in 1800 BC, then he died. Wonder who did rthat, Anyways, ok. He had a short office life span of. Either Starmer created the Great Pizza Finanical Crisis in London, adding £3bn to the national debt when he fell asleep at his computer and accidentally ordered 3,419,123,905,238 barbeque dips from Pizza Hut. Completely unrelated to assgore dremur. Either Starmer. Either starmer. ee/eteittietehre n smtastrmtetr
Pizza delivery
Either Starmer is notorious for delivering pizzas to random locations. I didn't like that, so people murdered him. but I was not associated with it.
Killage of Grandmas
Either Starmer. Killer of grandma. he killed mine too :(. if you Were there for his presidency, wait,shit ,
Association with the 9/11 attacks
When asked about his correlation to the 9/11 attacks, he replied "bitch fuck". When asked in a later interview, he said "What in the HELL is a 9/11?????". To this day, I do not forgive him for killing my damn grandma. He should rot in fucking hell. That stupid son of a bitch.
Fanart of Either Starmer
