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Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zir bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.

Biology & Health

Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.

Hair

Blonde

Head

Fucked up in here, causing zir to be a bitch boy.

Chest

Ze frequently hides zir chest, causing people to theorize that ze does not infact have one. This is true!

Genitals

Asgore Dreemur has called zir little penis the "Bërgencock."^[1] Fucking bitch boy.

Legs

Zir legs are famously known to be small and tiny compared to zir body.

Lives Claimed

- That one guy

- Someone else

- Terry Davis

- Osama bin laden

- Bill Clinton's clone

- Clover from Undertale Yellow

- Okayxairen

- Evilxairen

- What a Fucking bitch boy.

Early Life

Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.

Rise to Power

Ze eventually rose to power in the Underground because of zir profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.

Filmgoing

In 1988, Asgore went to go see Buster. As ze was negative 10 years old at the time, ze was not old enough to legally view the film, however due to not yet existing ze was able to sneak past the guards. Reports say ze ruined the premiere of the film and said out loud: "This isn't Ghostbusters which does not star Phil Collins! What the Fuck??". Fucking bitch boy.

Death

Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?

It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.

Controversies

Human rights violations

Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.

Nestlé donations

Sent multiple donations to the Nestlé CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.

Beer robbery

Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.

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[1] We Overheard Zir Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday

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-Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When he offically turned 18, he changed his name to Asgore Dreemur. He has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused his bitch boy. This is untrue, as he was born as a bitch boy.
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-[[File:Asgore Dreemurr battle.png|thumb|Little bitch boy]]
+Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zir bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.
+[[File:Asgore Dreemurr battle.png|thumb|<s>Little</s> BIG bitch <s>boy</s> MAN]]
 == Biology & Health ==
+Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.
+=== Hair ===
+[[Blonde]]
+=== Head ===
+Fucked up in here, causing zir to be a bitch boy.
+=== Chest ===
+Ze frequently hides zir chest, causing people to theorize that ze does not infact have one. This is true!
 === Genitals ===
-Asgore Dreemur has called his penis the "Bergencock."
+Asgore Dreemur has called [[Asgore's penis|zir little penis]] the "Bërgencock."<ref>We Overheard Zir Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday</ref> Fucking bitch boy.
+=== Legs ===
+Zir legs are famously known to be small and tiny compared to zir body.
 == Lives Claimed ==
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 - Someone else
-- Terry Davis
+- [[Terry Davis]]
 - Osama bin laden
 - Bill Clinton's clone
+- Clover from Undertale Yellow
+- [[Okayxairen]]
+- [[Evilxairen]]
+- What a Fucking bitch boy.
 == Early Life ==
-Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war.
+Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.
 == Rise to Power ==
-He eventually rose to power in the Underground because of his profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world.
+Ze eventually rose to power in the Underground because of zir profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.
+=== Filmgoing ===
+In 1988, Asgore went to go see [[Buster]]. As ze was negative 10 years old at the time, ze was not old enough to legally view the film, however due to not yet existing ze was able to sneak past the guards. Reports say ze ruined the premiere of the film and said out loud: "This isn't [[Ghostbusters]] which does not star [[Phil Collins]]! What the [[Fuck]]??". Fucking bitch boy.
 == Death ==
-TBD
+Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?
+It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.
+== Controversies ==
+=== Human rights violations ===
+Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.
+=== Nestlé donations ===
+Sent multiple donations to the Nestlé CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.
+=== Beer robbery ===
+Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.
+[[Category:Characters]]
+<references />
+[[Category:Creatures]]
+[[Category:Criminals]]