Killdozer tv

"Look who's on the dashboard... It's a young Jessica! She looks like a little black girl!"

-Killdozer, during one of his sparks of genius in "The Purple Diet".

Michael Alves (Also known as Killdozer_tv online) is a former UCLA Athletics team member now turned content creator on the social media site YouTube, he's known for his bizarre food diet challenges, in which he challenges himself to only eat foods that apply to a specific characteristic/category (even though he never goes through with them and ends up creating 1 thousand loopholes to get through them). He is married to Jessica Alves, who he lives with and references many times in his videos.

Killdozer, perfecting his just recently air fried meal.

He is also known to have an air fryer.

Cooking Abilities

In many of his videos, Killdozer (Michael Alves) showcases his cooking skills with his iconic air fryer, using it countless times with countless amounts of foods. Some of these foods being:

• Liquids
• Vegetables
• Mediterranean Food
• Seafood
• Already Cooked Food
• Chocolate/Candy
• Food Very Clearly Not Meant To Go In An Air Fryer

Occassionally (Very frequently), Killdozer finds himself disliking the food he himself cooks. Some skeptics attribute this to the borderline abusive use of his air fryer, although true followers of his will realize that this is actually because the food was not that good to begin with.

The lovely "Seafood boil" in question.

"Seafood Boil" Incident

In the video "The Dollar Tree Diet", Killdozer prepared a meal called a "Seafood Boil". However, things didn't go as planned, as Killdozer made this "Sea Food Boil" in his trustworthy Air Fryer. One of the defining traits of his Air Fryer is that it Fries food using Air, a thing quite different to boiling.

In the end, the "Seafood boil" was turned into an unidentifiable sludge, and in Killdozer's words:

"Overall guys, this was a terrible idea. If you go to the Dollar Tree try not to get the Seafood products, they're not that great."

Gallery

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  Young Jessica on the dashboard, with the appearance of "a little black girl".
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  Killdozer busting it down, sexual style.
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  Killdozer, regretting eating in one of his challenges.