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=== Death and subsequent revival === | === Death and subsequent revival === | ||
<sup> | <sup>See also: [[2031 Spamton NEO incident]]</sup> | ||
Adam Sandler died in 2030 of [[cornflakes]]<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=adam-sandler-dead Adam Sandler dead - Neowos]</ref> but came back to life in 2031 to fight [[Spamton NEO]].<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=spamton-neo-emerges-as-significant-global-threat-adam-sandler-revives-to-face-him Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos]</ref> | Adam Sandler died in 2030 of [[cornflakes]]<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=adam-sandler-dead Adam Sandler dead - Neowos]</ref> but came back to life in 2031 to fight [[Spamton NEO]].<ref>[https://news.amyy.gay/article/?id=spamton-neo-emerges-as-significant-global-threat-adam-sandler-revives-to-face-him Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos]</ref> | ||
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Adam Sandler, born in 1966, is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is available in various flavours.
Adam Sandler
This is the default and most well-known flavour of Adam Sandler.
Family
Adam Sandler is the son of Marge Simpson.
Death and subsequent revival
See also: 2031 Spamton NEO incident
Adam Sandler died in 2030 of cornflakes[1] but came back to life in 2031 to fight Spamton NEO.[2]
Eating habits
Adam Sandler reportedly once ate a Tic Tac.
Quest
Adam Sandler must kill the big yellow guy.
Orange Sandler
Orange Sandler is a rarer orange form of Adam Sandler.
Relatives
Despite his orange apparel, he bears no relation to Orange Juice Simpson or Orange Juice Starmer.
Inventions
In the year 2002, Orange Sandler invented orange milk when he accidentally dropped an orange into his glass of milk.
Relations to politicians
Orange Sandler is best friends with former USA president, Barack Obama.
John Pixels
John Pixels is a type of being known as a "gamer".
