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Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the UK government (2023 - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by Thomas "Tiger" Mason, Dennis' father (2008 - 2022)^[1], before unfortunately passing away in April of 2022 of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.

Mason is well known for having been a lightweight boxer in his younger years before entering politics, alongside his half-sister May Mason.

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[1] Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.

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-Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2023]] - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by [[Tiger|Thomas "Tiger" Mason]], Dennis' father (2008 - 2022), before unfortunately passing away in April of [[2022]] of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving
+Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2023]] - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by [[Tiger|Thomas "Tiger" Mason]], Dennis' father (2008 - 2022)<ref>Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.</ref>, before unfortunately passing away in April of [[2022]] of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.
+Mason is well known for having been a lightweight [[boxer]] in his younger years before entering [[politics]], alongside his half-sister [[May]] Mason.