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Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the UK government (2022 - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by Tiger Leal, Dennis' uncle (2008 - 2022)^[1], before unfortunately passing away in April of 2022 of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.

History

Early Years

Dennis Mason was born to Thomas Mason and his second wife in a small cardboard box house in the countryside. There they lived a peaceful life along with Thomas' first wife and Dennis' 28 siblings.

Boxing Career

Mason is well known for having been a lightweight boxer in his younger years before entering politics, alongside his half-sister May Mason. He fought in 28 fights under the ring name, "The Menace," winning 7 and losing 21 ending his boxing career with a win-lose ratio of 7-21.

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-Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2023]] - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by [[Tiger|Thomas "Tiger" Mason]], Dennis' father (2008 - 2022)<ref>Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.</ref>, before unfortunately passing away in April of [[2022]] of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.
+Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or [[Yogurt]]) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2022]] - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by [[Tiger|Tiger Leal]], Dennis' uncle ([[2008]] - [[2022]])<ref>Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.</ref>, before unfortunately passing away in April of [[2022]] of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.
-Mason is well known for having been a lightweight [[boxer]] in his younger years before entering [[politics]], alongside his half-sister [[May]] Mason.
+== History ==
+=== Early Years ===
+Dennis Mason was born to [[Thomas Mason]] and his second wife in a small cardboard box house in the countryside. There they lived a peaceful life along with Thomas' first wife and Dennis' 28 siblings.
+=== Boxing Career ===
+Mason is well known for having been a lightweight [[boxer]] in his younger years before entering [[politics]], alongside his half-sister [[May|May Mason]]. He fought in 28 fights under the ring name, "The Menace," winning 7 and losing 21 ending his boxing career with a win-lose ratio of 7-21.