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Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When he offically turned 18, he changed his name to Asgore Dreemur. He has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused his bitch boy. This is untrue, as he was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy. | Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When he offically turned 18, he changed his name to Asgore Dreemur. He has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused his bitch boy. This is untrue, as he was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy. | ||
Revision as of 08:52, 23 July 2025
Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When he offically turned 18, he changed his name to Asgore Dreemur. He has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused his bitch boy. This is untrue, as he was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.
Biology & Health
Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.
Genitals
Asgore Dreemur has called his penis the "Bërgencock."[1] Fucking bitch boy.
Lives Claimed
- That one guy
- Someone else
- Terry Davis
- Osama bin laden
- Bill Clinton's clone
-Clover from Undertale Yellow
Fucking bitch boy.
Early Life
Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.
Rise to Power
He eventually rose to power in the Underground because of his profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.
Death
He died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?
It is also believed he may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.
Controversies
Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.
Sent multiple donations to the Nestle CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.
Was responsible for the shooting of Donald J Trump on July 13th 2024, did not face any persecution because the trial deemed him, "Too pathetic to deserve anything remarkable".
Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.
- ↑ We Overheard Him Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday