Asgore Dreemur: Difference between revisions
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{{Infobox creature||name=Asgore Dreemur|age=20|pronouns=ze/zir|dob=|location=Mt. Ebott|species=Fucking bitch boy|subscriptions=PragerU, DailyWire+, didney plug, }} | {{Infobox creature||name=Asgore Dreemur|age=20|pronouns=ze/zir|dob=|location=Mt. Ebott|species=Fucking bitch boy|subscriptions=PragerU, DailyWire+, didney plug, }} | ||
Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed | Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zirs bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy. | ||
[[File:Asgore Dreemurr battle.png|thumb|<s>Little</s> BIG bitch boy]] | [[File:Asgore Dreemurr battle.png|thumb|<s>Little</s> BIG bitch boy]] | ||
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=== Genitals === | === Genitals === | ||
Asgore Dreemur has called [[Asgore's penis| | Asgore Dreemur has called [[Asgore's penis|zir penis]] the "Bërgencock."<ref>We Overheard Zir Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday</ref> Fucking bitch boy. | ||
== Lives Claimed == | == Lives Claimed == | ||
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Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man? | Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man? | ||
It is also believed | It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy. | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
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Sent multiple donations to the Nestle CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians. | Sent multiple donations to the Nestle CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians. | ||
Was responsible for the shooting of Donald J Trump on July 13th 2024, did not face any persecution because the trial deemed | Was responsible for the shooting of Donald J Trump on July 13th 2024, did not face any persecution because the trial deemed zir, "Too pathetic to deserve anything remarkable". | ||
Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy. | Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy. | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 22:49, 23 July 2025
Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zirs bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.
Biology & Health
Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.
Genitals
Asgore Dreemur has called zir penis the "Bërgencock."[1] Fucking bitch boy.
Lives Claimed
- That one guy
- Someone else
- Terry Davis
- Osama bin laden
- Bill Clinton's clone
-Clover from Undertale Yellow
Fucking bitch boy.
Early Life
Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.
Rise to Power
Ze eventually rose to power in the Underground because of his profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.
Death
Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?
It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.
Controversies
Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.
Sent multiple donations to the Nestle CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.
Was responsible for the shooting of Donald J Trump on July 13th 2024, did not face any persecution because the trial deemed zir, "Too pathetic to deserve anything remarkable".
Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.
- ↑ We Overheard Zir Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday