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At 19 years old, he got immensely drunk off of stolen alcohol one night and went to Amsterdam, saying, "the beer's better in the amster dams" repeatedly during the flight there. | At 19 years old, he got immensely drunk off of stolen alcohol one night and went to [[Amsterdam]], saying, "the beer's better in the amster dams" repeatedly during the flight there. | ||
After spending 1 month in Amsterdam, he already killed 4 people, witnessed both [[Gexter Gorgan]] and Dokes in a knife fight, and drank so much "age-appropriate" Jack Daniels his voice turned into a mix of a Midwestern accent and helium air. | After spending 1 month in Amsterdam, he already killed 4 people, witnessed both [[Gexter Gorgan]] and Dokes in a knife fight, and drank so much "age-appropriate" Jack Daniels his voice turned into a mix of a Midwestern accent and helium air. | ||
Revision as of 01:47, 18 February 2026
Not to be confused with the artistic alter ego of Gordon Bennett or the Newgrounds Flash game, both of the same name.
John Mitchell-Earl Citizen is an Australian fictional character and alter ego of spmtn1 in Okayxairen's DarkRP series. His nickname is actively changing throughout the series. Currently, his nickname is John Gangster. His deadnames are John Medic and John Citizen.
| John Citizen (Day 1) |
| John Medic (Day 1) |
| John Gangster (Day 1, current) |
Childhood
Birth
On September 2, 2005, John was born into the world at Melbourne Medical Place I Guess. He was conceived at a bathroom in a smoke shop.
Schooling
John went to Vape Nation Preschool, Mel Is Bourne Elementary School, and Lois and Hal Middle and High School. To improve his studies, he went to We Welcome Idiots College for less than a year and is hoping to go to grad school.
Adulthood
At 19 years old, he got immensely drunk off of stolen alcohol one night and went to Amsterdam, saying, "the beer's better in the amster dams" repeatedly during the flight there.
After spending 1 month in Amsterdam, he already killed 4 people, witnessed both Gexter Gorgan and Dokes in a knife fight, and drank so much "age-appropriate" Jack Daniels his voice turned into a mix of a Midwestern accent and helium air.
Now, at 20 years of age, he is living a good life in Miami, Florida. He got a job at a Little Caesar's and made sure they didn't drug test him after his catastrophic and dangerous amount of weed in his life.
Conclusion
John's probably drunk right now. Or he's smoking pot. Or he's at his job.