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{{Infobox creature|pronouns=He/Him|age=5|kill count=17 unlucky house visitors|species=Cat|catchphrase="Meow"|image=Dennisinfobox.jpg}}
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Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2022]] - Now).
Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the [[UK]] [[Capitalism|government]] ([[2023]] - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by [[Tiger|Thomas "Tiger" Mason]], Dennis' father (2008 - 2022), before unfortunately passing away in April of [[2022]] of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving

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Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the UK government (2023 - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by Thomas "Tiger" Mason, Dennis' father (2008 - 2022), before unfortunately passing away in April of 2022 of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving