Asgore Dreemur

Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zir bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.

Little BIG bitch boy

Biology & Health

Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.

Hair

Blonde

Head

Fucked up in here, causing him to be a bitch boy.

Chest

He frequently hides his chest, causing people to theorize that he does not infact have one. This is true!

Genitals

Asgore Dreemur has called zir little penis the "Bërgencock." Fucking bitch boy.

Legs

His legs are famously known to be small and tiny compared to his body.

Lives Claimed

- That one guy

- Someone else

- Terry Davis

- Osama bin laden

- Bill Clinton's clone

- Clover from Undertale Yellow

- Okayxairen

- Evilxairen

- What a Fucking bitch boy.

Early Life

Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.

Rise to Power

Ze eventually rose to power in the Underground because of his profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.

Filmgoing

In 1988, Asgore went to go see Buster. As ze was negative 10 years old at the time, ze was not old enough to legally view the film, however due to not yet existing ze was able to sneak past the guards. Reports say ze ruined the premiere of the film and said out loud: "This isn't Ghostbusters which does not star Phil Collins! What the Fuck??". Fucking bitch boy.

Death

Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?

It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.

Controversies

Human rights violations

Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.

Nestlé donations

Sent multiple donations to the Nestlé CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.

Attempted assassination

Was responsible for the shooting of Donald J Trump on July 13th 2024, did not face any persecution because the trial deemed zir, "Too pathetic to deserve anything remarkable".

Beer robbery

Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.