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Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy. | Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy. | ||
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Revision as of 16:53, 25 November 2025
Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When ze offically turned 18, ze changed zir name to Asgore Dreemur. Ze has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused zir bitch boy. This is untrue, as ze was born as a bitch boy. Fucking bitch boy.
Biology & Health
Asgore got killed by a fucking child. What a fucking bitch boy.
Hair
Head
Fucked up in here, causing zir to be a bitch boy.
Chest
Ze frequently hides zir chest, causing people to theorize that ze does not infact have one. This is true!
Genitals
Asgore Dreemur has called zir little penis the "Bërgencock."[1] Fucking bitch boy.
Legs
Zir legs are famously known to be small and tiny compared to zir body.
Lives Claimed
- That one guy
- Someone else
- Osama bin laden
- Bill Clinton's clone
- Clover from Undertale Yellow
- What a Fucking bitch boy.
Early Life
Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war. Fucking bitch boy.
Rise to Power
Ze eventually rose to power in the Underground because of zir profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world. Fucking bitch boy.
Filmgoing
In 1988, Asgore went to go see Buster. As ze was negative 10 years old at the time, ze was not old enough to legally view the film, however due to not yet existing ze was able to sneak past the guards. Reports say ze ruined the premiere of the film and said out loud: "This isn't Ghostbusters which does not star Phil Collins! What the Fuck??". Fucking bitch boy.
Death
Ze died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?
It is also believed ze may have died to a CIA funded assassination between the years of 2018 and 2019 due to suspected treason, and sharing classified documents with various Iraqi and Pol*sh political figures. Fucking bitch boy.
Controversies
Human rights violations
Was believed to be against making food and water a humanitarian right on July 28th, 2010.
Nestlé donations
Sent multiple donations to the Nestlé CEO, attempted to lobby multiple American politicians.
Beer robbery
Took my fucking beer and didn't pay me back fuck that guy, worse then Reagan. Fucking bitch boy.
- ↑ We Overheard Zir Having Hot Gay Sex With Rudolph Holiday