Texas
Texas is the corrupted version of taxes, which was created as a failed first attempt by Ronald Reagan in 1980 to make taxes. This was caused by a typo of the word taxes in the creation documents and led to the creation of a brand new land mass. Texas sucks ass and is hot all the fucking time.
Texas is known for being a flowing island that floats around the world as it does not have a connection to the ocean floor. Due to this strange circumstances Texas has tried to separate itself from the Greater United State of America, with 9 reported cases in history. Similer to trying to cut off a cancerous growth. They attempted to take advantage of the barebones government of Texas due to its constantly moving location. However, these attempts have all failed.[1]
Known creatures of this land are OkayXairen and Natalie Deerman.
- ↑ The only reason this is the case is to explains Texas' absence from the picture on the Northen Amarican Ocean page.