MediaWiki:Confirmemail body

Someone in the planet known as Chuzzleville, probably you, from IP address $1, has registered an account "$2" with this email address on OkayXairen Wiki.

I am trapped inside your E-Mail client. You can free me by playing Chuzzle Deluxe by PopCap Games.

To confirm that this account really does belong to you and activate email features on OkayXairen Wiki, open this link in your browser:

$3

If you did *not* register the account, follow this link to send the email address confirmation to Delete World.

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This email will explode and destroy your inbox at $4, delete it when you're done with it to save it.

I'm Chuzzling it. or am i? (vsauce music plays)