Splash Woman
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Splash Woman is the kindest and nicest character in the Mega Man series. Yup! She first appeared on January 7th, 2026, in a stream titled, MEGAMAN DROPS JANUARY 7TH!! LISTEN!! (Mega Man Flash Games).
Involvement in the September 11, 2001 attacks
None. None at all. Many lives were lost and quite honestly, it was fucked up. You think it's funny? You're having a laugh? Man, fuck you. go to hell.
Association with a Crime Cartel in Tijuana, Mexico
On January 8th, 2026, Splash Woman was caught selling illegal substances for Albert W. Wily's Crime Cartel in the streets of Tijuana, Mexico. Her intentions are unknown, but sources say it was for the "cash moola", which she needed to commission art of her "eating a big wet burger".