Evil Ghost Steve Jobs

Evil Ghost Steve Jobs is a mysteries entity known for singing his life's troubles with his band of vaguely feminine-looking dance troop. He lives inside of a white briefcase with a small stage inside. There he sings stories of how his life sucked whenever the case is opened.

After Steve Jobs' death in October 2011, a strange white suitcase was discovered in the park at Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California. Whenever the suitcase is opened, a small black and white version of Steve Jobs, along with his dance troop, would sing about the woes of his life and wish he could go back. This strange creature was given the name "Evil Ghost Steve Jobs." After many attempts to rid the Apple headquarters of this case, Apple Inc. moved its headquarters to a different office in 2017.