Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is the son of Marge Simpson. He died in 2030 of cornflakes^[1] but came back to life in 2031 to fight Spamton NEO.^[2] He reportedly once ate a Tic Tac. He must kill the big yellow guy.

Orange Sandler

Orange Sandler is best friends with Barack Obama, and is the inventor of orange milk.

John Pixels

John Pixels will be here soon. He's approaching.

References

[1] Adam Sandler dead - Neowos

[2] Spamton NEO emerges as significant global threat; Adam Sandler revives to face him - Neowos

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