R Rogelio

This FUCKER keeps destroying my buildings.

R Rogelio is a fucking bitch boy who keeps destroying all my buildings in Monopoly GO. He is speculated to harness the powers of Foam to execute his wishes.

Background

R Rogelio became my friend on Monopoly GO earlier this month. For a while, nothing came of it. But then, yesterday, I received a number of notifications from Monopoly GO on my phone.

This FUCKER destroyed all my shit!!

All of my buildings had been destroyed to nothing, within 10-20 minutes. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

War crimes

This is fucking unnatural.

So far, R Rogelio has targeted my buildings a total of 41 times. FORTY ONE!! That's too many times. Someone should do something about this.

Military defeat

Chef Excellence for scale.

On the 26th of July 2025, I stole all his fucking money. It's mine now. Fuck you R Rogelio.