Dennis
Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the UK government (2022 - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by Tiger Leal, Dennis' uncle (2008 - 2022)[1], before unfortunately passing away in April of 2022 of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.
History
Early Years
Dennis Mason was born to Thomas Mason and his second wife in a small cardboard box house in the countryside. There they lived a peaceful life along with Thomas' first wife and Dennis' 28 siblings.
Boxing Career
Mason is well known for having been a lightweight boxer in his younger years before entering politics, alongside his half-sister May Mason. He fought in 28 fights under the ring name, "The Menace," winning 7 and losing 21 ending his boxing career with a win-lose ratio of 7-21.
- ↑ Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.