Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler, born in 1966, is best known for inventing COVID-19. He is available in various flavours.
Adam Sandler
Family
Adam Sandler is the son of Marge Simpson.
Death and subsequent revival
Main article: 2031 Spamton NEO incident
Adam Sandler died in 2030 of cornflakes[1] but came back to life in 2031 to fight Spamton NEO.[2]
Eating habits
Adam Sandler reportedly once ate a Tic Tac.
Quest
Adam Sandler must kill the big yellow guy.
Orange Sandler
Relatives
Despite his orange apparel, he bears no relation to Orange Juice Simpson or Orange Juice Starmer.
Inventions
In the year 2002, Orange Sandler invented orange milk when he accidentally dropped an orange into his glass of milk.
Relations to politicians
Orange Sandler is best friends with former USA president, Barack Obama.
John Pixels
John Pixels will be here soon. He's approaching.