Tenna
Appearance

He is the man from the Tv. He's in there. He's the tv. Your tv is coming for you. Televisual

Compatibility
You can probably connect a Sega Dreamcast to him, but this has not yet been tested.
You can connect a PlayStation to him, just don't play Crash Bandicoot. he fucking hates that stupid little bitch boy bandicoot.
WARNING: Do not connect a Nintendo 64 to Tenna!!! This will result in ☝︎✌︎✡︎ ✌︎👍︎❄︎✋︎✞︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☜︎💧︎.
War crimes
In 1998, Tenna kidnapped 12 people from a remote village and forced them to watch Teletubbies for 18 hours with no breaks. In the years since, this action has been discovered to break several of the Geneva Conventions.