Revision as of 20:09, 24 August 2025 by imported>AshleyGaye(Created page with "{{Infobox creature|Name=John M. Waves|dob=11/03/1949|dead=2025|catchphrase=What? Microwaves ARE real. How did you get in my house? Wait no put that dow}} '''John M. Waves''' was the inventor of the scam known as the Microwave in 1972. He died in 2025 due to <s>someone breaking into his house</s> '''Completely Natural Causes'''. Category:Real People")
John M. Waves was the inventor of the scam known as the Microwave in 1972. He died in 2025 due to someone breaking into his houseCompletely Natural Causes.
