Dennis
Dennis Mason (Also commonly referred to as Yoda or Yogurt) is an American shorthair cat and the current Press Secretary for the UK government (2023 - Now). The office of Press Secretary was previously held by Thomas "Tiger" Mason, Dennis' father (2008 - 2022)[1], before unfortunately passing away in April of 2022 of natural causes. The office was then given to Dennis by a vote of parliament. Dennis has served his position well if not for a couple of mishaps involving visitors to his home.
Mason is well known for having been a lightweight boxer in his younger years before entering politics, alongside his half-sister May Mason.
- ↑ Yes, my cat Tiger lived for 14 years.