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Asgore Dreemur

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Asgore Dreemur (born Little Bitch Boy) is a bitch. When he offically turned 18, he changed his name to Asgore Dreemur. He has a birth pill addiction, which is commonly said to have caused his bitch boy. This is untrue, as he was born as a bitch boy.

Little bitch boy

Biology & Health

Genitals

Asgore Dreemur has called his penis the "Bërgencock."

Lives Claimed

- That one guy

- Someone else

- Terry Davis

- Osama bin laden

- Bill Clinton's clone

Early Life

Started a capitalist funded rebellion in Angola to destabilize rebelling African puppet states, causing 70,000 civilians to be executed in the violence of war.

Rise to Power

He eventually rose to power in the Underground because of his profound love of the color Red, winning every seat in every parliament in the world.

Death

He died like a coward to a child. A fucking CHILD. Can you believe this absolute failure of a man?