The Mario Files

The Mario Files, are a set of events commited by 3 of the most powerful people in the United Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach, Toadsworth and Mario. The name, The Mario Files, comes from a leak when it was released on bowsers-euporium.kop, rumoured to be a hoax at first but evidence from when Bowser was assassinated in 2025 by a unknown target, his last Shroom post was "If I disapear, die, or whatever, I've told my people to release a set of filesm. Pre-emptively as well. This may cause chaos, but it's up to them to decide how the wheel turns."

The Toadsworth Crack Crisis of Northern Mushroom-Topia

The Toadsworth Crack Crisis of Northen Mushroom-Topia, or simply the MIA Crack Crisis, is a Toadsworth and Mushroom Intelligence Agency funded operation to drive down the costs of the properties around the neighborhood, cause a inflation in prices for medical resources and mine oil around the area.

Toadsworth, an oligarch and owner of ShroomEnergy, saw potential around the area of Northern Mushroom-Topia, he was aware of a on-going operation at the time so he contacted a few of his friends within the MIA to find a way to equally benefit each other. Toadsworth then figured out that if they decrease property costs around the area, ShroomEnergy can buy them out and mine oil, then they could drive up the costs for medical resources around the area as more under-classed people suffer from drug usage.

Riots were happening around ShroomEnergy's compound at Rougeport. Files report hostility from ShroomEnergy as they shot several civilians in the process. 3 of which died on the scene but nothing was held against ShroomEnergy's security or the CEO himself. Shroom Energy held a press conference for this, they saw a 70% increase in investments and profit. Princess Peach congratulated Toadsworth for this.

The MIA, Toadsworth, and ShroomEnergy continually denies the claims that they ever did a sort of Crack Crisis despite obvious evidence of which a dark relationship was formed.

The Toadstool Incident

Once, there was King and Queen Toadstool, they were leading the United Mushroom Kingdom and planned to move their leadership to Princess Peach. Though this happened far sooner because King and Queen Toadstool were killed in a supposed accident where a yacht violently exploded.

Mario, the now police chief of the United Mushroom Kingdom struck a deal with Princess Peach to put the King and Queen out of the picture if Princess Peach could get into power and Mario pronounced the Police Chief. The reason why Princess Peach wanted her own mother and father killed is because they were getting in the way of business and almost screwed up the assassination of King Bom-omb of the Freedom Fighters and started to invest in renewable energy, condemn the actions of Toadsworth and apply a 60% tax rate on Oil Productions in and out of the country. Reports of bom-omb's being brought by a hooded man with a red cap with the letter M from various witnesses and the dealer himself. Reports say there was a strong Italian accent similar to the now in chair police chief.

in 2023, the Annual Birthday Party for King Toadstool was underway and Mario was on the boat though Princess Peach said she couldn't make it. She was staring at the boat from afar at the Toadstool Castle. CCTV footage shows a man planting a set of bom-omb's around the boat while taking out guards. One survivor remained though went into a coma and still is to this day.

The last words heard on the boat was "Happy Birthday" and then a violent and loud blast was heard from all over the country. Princess Peach was reported crying from her bedroom and wished they never had to be killed like that. On that day, she was pronounced ruler of the United Mushroom Kingdom.