Timeline of recorded history

This page serves as a timeline of all known events in history.

1800s BC

1800 BC

• Either Starmer assumes office as Pringles Minister of the United Kingdom.

1780s

1780

• Professor Edward Skissue II is born.

1790s

1797

• James Edward Tesco Jr. accidentally invents the hot dog.

1799

• Edward Skissue is born.

1820s

1824

See also: 1824 in video games

• Toby Fox time travels back to release "UNDERTALE".
• An unknown French soldier mysteriously gains immortality.
• 25 August: The Skissue Foundation is formed after the first known reports of Skissues begin to spread.
• 26 August: Edward Skissue is struck by lightning shortly after becoming the first Professor Skissue.
• 26 August: The first recorded Skissue, a typographical mistake in the formation documents of the Skissue Foundation causing all bearers of the Professor Skissue title to be required to change their legal name to Edward Skissue, is discovered.
• 26 August: Professor Edward Skissue II becomes the new Professor Skissue.

1830s

1832

• Professor Edward Skissue III is born.

1850s

1855

• Professor Edward Skissue II experiences a heart attack upon miscounting the number of stairs in his home while walking down them, causing his death. Professor Edward Skissue III becomes the new Professor Skissue.

1870s

1879

• 14 March: Albert Einstein is born.

1890s

1899

• Professor Edward Skissue III drowns after losing control of his new car and driving into a river. Professor Edward Skissue IV becomes the new Professor Skissue.

1920s

1921

• Albert Einstein receives the Nobel Peace Prize in Physics.

1925

• Professor Edward Skissue V is born.

1930s

1937

• 31 May: A trial run of Dr. Quiz occurs to test its viability.

1938

• 15 March: Dr. Quiz is first broadcast on radio.

1940s

1942

• 21 May: Sniper TF2 is born in New Zealand.

1945

• 29 January: The final radio instalment of Dr. Quiz is broadcast.

1946

• Professor Edward Skissue IV is believed to have died in this year, as it is when Professor Edward Skissue V becomes the new Professor Skissue.
• 4 November: The first television episode of Dr. Quiz is broadcast.

1949

• 11 March: John M. Waves is born.

1950s

1950

• 15 October: An American pilot of Dr. Quiz is filmed.

1955

• 18 April: Albert Einstein dies.

1956

• Pruple Simpons is broadcast.

1959

• March: Studio E at British Broadcasting House, the filming location for Dr. Quiz, burns down. Six months' worth of episodes filmed in advance were still in storage, so the show could continue broadcasting.
• 23 September: The final episode of Dr. Quiz is broadcast.

1960s

1961

• Professor Edward Skissue VI is born to Professor Skissue V.

1966

• 9 September: Adam Sandler is born.

1967

• Alexei Fromsovietunion invents 6x Multiprocessing, however it is not yet widely used as the microprocessor has yet to be invented, let alone the 6-core microprocessor.
• Shroom Energy is founded.

1970s

1970

• June: Gay Inc. is established and begins providing the Homosexual+ subscription service.

1972

• Barp Simpton invents the ThinkPad to develop and play Bart Bash on.
• 21 June: Bart Bash, the first video game, starring Barp Simpton, is released, selling 192 trillion copies within half a minute. It is also released alongside a curse preventing any other video game from being developed. This curse will not be broken for another 33 years.
• John M. Waves invents the scam known as the microwave.

1975

• Microwaves start being fitted with mind-altering rays to make their users believe their food is actually hot.

1976

• December: Jean-Michel Jarre releases the Oxygène album. It has an awesome fucking skull on the front.

1979

• 12 June: John Citizen is born at Melbourne Medical Place I Guess.

1980s

1980

• Ronald Reagan accidentally creates Texas while trying to make taxes.
• Ronald Reagan invents capitalism and taxes.
• The first episode of Mr. Ant Tenna's TV Time is broadcast on TV.

1981

• 9 January: Phil Collins throws a set of drums down the stairs.

1982

• 29 November: Michael Jackson receives a copy of the album -thriller from 2891 due to an unknown incident involving time travel. This leads him to make a copy with regular music known as Thriller, which goes on to sell more than 5 copies globally.
• Wolf Haley stabs Alexei Fromsovietunion to death on a tram.

1983

• 13 June: Gommy Box is unforunately born.

1984

• Ghostbusters, a film about busting ghosts, is released. It is best known for not starring Phil Collins.

1985

• The Lamborghini Countach LP 5000 QV is released.

1987

• 9 January: Blood is first broadcast on TV.
• 12 August: Jimmy Jonathan Smith is born in Manchester, New Hampshire.

1988

• Asgore Dreemur mistakenly sneaks into a screening of the Phil Collins film Buster, believing it to be the film Ghostbusters. Fucking bitch boy.

1990s

1990

• Production of the Lamborghini Countach LP 5000 QV ends.

1992

• Yamaha releases the glorious PSS-31, giving Tenna his musical powers.

1996

• 21 July: Peter Knetter occurs.

1997

• The Honda Civic EK9 Type R is released.

1998

• Asgore Dreemur is born. Fucking bitch boy.
• Blue Starmer becomes a member of Eiffel 65.
• The Honda Civic EK9 Type R stops being made, with a total of around 16,000 manufactured.
• Tenna kidnaps 12 people from a remote village, forcing them to watch Teletubbies for 18 hours without breaks, breaking several of the Geneva Conventions.
• 28 May: Saltydkdan dies.

1999

• 29 December: Professor Edward Skissue VI is intended to become the new Professor Skissue before the death of his father, but does not receive the letter until a day later.
• 29 December: Professor Edward Skissue V is sucked into a well and breaks his neck at the bottom, dying instantly. Professor Edward Skissue VI becomes the new Professor Skissue.

2000s

2000

• The first Turbo Roundabout is built in the Netherlands, engineered by Professor Edward Skissue V during the 1990s.

2001

• Ebaumsworld is created.
• 11 September: See also: 9/11. Due to a lapse in concentration by Professor Edward Skissue VI while buying a second-hand pink Volvo 240 estate vehicle, Thomas the Tank Engine is flown directly into the Twin Towers by Morgana. Either Starmer is unaware of this event.

2002

• Orange Sandler invents orange milk by accident.

2003

• Gommy Box attempts and fails to release his first game.
• 1 October: Martin Mystery is first aired on TV in Canada.

2005

See also: 2005

• 12 May: Chuzzle Deluxe is released by PopCap Games, being the first video game to break the curse of Bart Bash with its awesomeness. Thousands are seen Chuzzling it in the streets in celebration.
• 28 December: REAL NEW MARIO SUPER SWORD U ACTION releases on the NINTENDO CONSOLES Wii U.

2008

• 15 September: Gommy Box releases "UNRELATED", which is such a bad video game that it is widely blamed for the 2008 financial crisis.

2009

• Frogger Returns is released by Konami for PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Wii.

2010s

2010

• Death Grips are created in Sacramento, California.
• March: The Nintendo 3DS is announced.
• 18 May: Frogger Returns is released by Konami for the Nintendo DSi.
• 19 May: PeanutButterGamer dies.
• 28 July: Asgore Dreemur votes against making food and water a human right. Fucking bitch boy.

2011

• The Frogger incident of 2011 occurs.
• 26 February: The Nintendo 3DS is released.
• 25 April: The best piece of media of all time is released.

2012

• 24 July: Pizza 9/11 occurs when a helicopter is flown into a Pizza Tent in Florida.
• 25 October: Gommy Box is reported missing by his landlord, and nobody particularly cares.
• November: JimReach is founded by Jimmy Jonathan Smith.
• December: Music is invented by Toby Fox while developing "UNDERTALE".

2013

• Amazon Web Services does an oopsie.

2014

• 15 December: The remains of Gommy Box are discovered in various small boxes scattered throughout New York City.

2015

• The Xairen album is released by Okayxairen.
• 24 December: Ronald Reagan is resurrected.
• 25 December: PONOS, the company behind Battle Cats: Wonderful World, declares bankruptcy and shuts down due to the resurrection of Ronald Reagan.

2016

• Due to the Cross-Continental AWS incident which occurred three years ago, sapphic cats take over Twitch.tv's servers.

2017

• Ethr Statrmer gains sentience
• The Evil ad company replaces JimReach after causing the latter to become bankrupt.
• Toni Fonts designs and releases "UNDINGTALES", a copyright-infringing font.
• 16 February: The OkayXairen album is released by Okayxairen.

2018

• "deltarune", the sequel to "UNDERTALE", is released.
• 25 March: Ethr Statrmer escapes jail and creates the new land mass and country of Unetid Kwingdem.
• 22 April: The mnkey Paw album is released by Okayxairen.
• 12 August: Toby Fox becomes aware of Toni Fonts's "UNDINGTALES" font, suing them for around three times the GDP of Bulgaria.
• 15 August: Toni Fonts is reported missing.
• Asgore Dreemur is assassinated by the CIA. Fucking bitch boy.

2019

• 1 January: Okayxairen announces her next album, The Big Kahuna.
• 13 April: The album The Big Kahuna is released by Okayxairen.
• 14 December: The final broadcast of Blood airs.

2020s

2020

• The Nintendo 3DS is discontinued.
• 16 June: The SQUASH U LIKE A BUG album is released by Okayxairen.
• 18 November: The RETURN album is released by Okayxairen.

2021

• Chuzzling it is declared to be a war crime.
• 26 March: Nobody is released.
• 13 April: The DEATH OF THE BIG KAHUNA album is released by Okayxairen.
• 19 April: Peter Knetter's dog, Ray, sadly passes away.
• October: The source code for Twitch.tv is leaked.
• 18 November: Okayxairen's YouTube channel is created.

2022

• 8 December: The Phoenix album is released by Okayxairen.
• 16 April: Tiger Leal dies of Natural causes and his position in government is taken over by his nephew, Dennis Mason.

2023

• The pilot episode of The Gaysons, featuring Homer Gayson, is broadcast.
• 23 March: The I Wanna Eat a Lockheed Martin album is released by Okayxairen.
• 1 April: Toby Fox embraces the power of the Foam for the first time.
• May: Natalie Deerman transitions.
• 17 August: Okayxairen releases the ".com" YouTube video, which becomes the most popular video on her channel at the time.

2024

• Comrade Eduardo D.S.T. Intercom rediscovers 6x Multiprocessing and uses it to create TurboHD™ Video Toolkit™ for Windows™.
• spmtn1 starts supporting Okayxairen on her Patreon.
• June: Okayxairen announces the First Class Techno album, planned to be released in 2025.
• 21 June: The first of three instalments of Creature Compendium airs.
• August: Peter Knetter gets married.

2025

See also: 2025

• The Great IP Leak occurs.
• 18 January: See 18 January 2025.
• 15 March: The Simpsons go purple.
• 18 July: Goral is born.
• 20 July: Goral makes her first official appearance.
• 20 July: The Red Plague occurs.
• 22 July: Ozzy Ozbourne dies.
• 23 July: BoyKisser is found to have stolen and eaten all the food in the communal fridge, and was murdered using a shotgun.
• 24 July: R Rogelio begins military actions against Ashley Gaye, singlehandedly destroying all of her buildings in Monopoly GO.
• 24 July: Goral dies, then stops being dead 3 minutes later.
• 24 July: The OkayXairen minecraft server is created.
• 25 July: A decade after his resurrection, Ronald Reagan invades the OkayXairen Wiki.
• 26 July: R Rogelio is defeated by Ashley Gaye after she steals $228m from him.
• 27 July: The Great Sheep Massacre occurs, resulting in the deaths of over 600 sheep.
• 27 July: Okayxairen is mistaken for a sheep during this event and is mistakenly killed. She was revived by the Ghostbusters (who are unaffiliated with Phil Collins) shortly after the mistake was realised.
• 29 July: Mouldy Starmer expires. This causes the OkayXairen minecraft server to not be able to be started for a period of time.
• 1 August: Either Starmer falls asleep at his computer, accidentally ordering 3,419,123,905,238 barbeque sauce dips from Pizza Hut and causing the Pizza Hut national debt incident of 2025.
• 1 August: Okayxairen produces a stream focused on the OkayXairen Wiki for the first time.
• 1 August: Okayxairen accidentally closes the OkayXairen Wiki tab.
• 3 August: OkayXairen Wiki User is born.
• 6 August: Okayxairen becomes CRAZYxairen!!!!
• 19 August: Okayxairen confirms that Goral can be kissed.
• 19 August: The Miyamoto Jumpscare Incident occurs.
• 24 August: John M. Waves dies of natural causes in his home.
• 10 September: His neck just did that.
• November: Natalie Deerman subscribes to Homosexual+.
• 4 November: The OkayXairen wiki stream is edited into a YouTube video.
• 26 November: The Great PS3 Game Dump occurs.
• 30 November: Bugeyes420 is brutally murdered.
• December: BoyKisser is found to have travelled to Epstein Island at least four separate times.
• 5 December: Peter Knetter is turned into chocolate, dying as a result.

2026

• 7 January: Boral and Splash Woman are seen for the first time.
• 8 January: Splash Woman is found selling illegal substances in Mexico.
• 9 January: The Scary Plague occurs.
• 10 January: Okay "Jorking" Xairen dies.
• 10 January: CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! syndrome begins to spread like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• 11 January: OkayXairen Wiki User is executed.
• 8 February: Okayxairen eats some 10.
• 8 March: spmtn1 reaches the 100 edit milestone.

2030s

2030

• 20 June: Adam Sandler dies of cornflakes.

2031

• 7 November: Spamton NEO emerges from a basement.
• 7 November: Adam Sandler comes back from the dead to fight Spamton NEO.

2070s

2077

• Metal Gear Solid 6 Goral Eater is released by Meowl Games for the Nintendo DSi, Sony PlayStation 2, and Sega Pico.

2890s

2891

• Negative Michael Jackson releases the album -thriller, the first negative music album to ever be released. It instantly becomes a global hit, as every human on the planet now has its contents inside their memories.

3480s

3480

• Mike, of Mike's Birthday Bash fame, becomes president of the United State of America.

5100s

5102

See also: 5102 inverse-game collision incident

• Tony Fox releases Evil Undertale to the public at the exact same time as Anti Tony Fox releases elatrednU livE, the same game in reverse. This causes both games to be wiped from the timeline and become Lost media. It is currently theorised that this event caused the Big Bang.